THE TAVERN

This Saturday Night,
The Bob Berkun Experiment will be performing at the tavern on
Main St. Sarasota with David's Bar Mitzvah.
10pm-2am
18+

I can't wait.

Oh yes, and don't buy the new weezer album, its sucks soooooo much. Heres a song I wrote about it.

Dear Weezer, whats this new ablum about?
Please change your name to Weezare sellouts,
I loved your first two albums so,
but now you're deader than Terri Schiavo,
I guess you shouldn't fix what ain't broke,
Think about that while you're snortin coke,
through your dope nose all big and red,
bleedin like my sweater when you pull the thread,
watch me unravel, I'll soon be livid.....

I hate new weezer, I hate new weezer, Oh Oh
But I love old weezer, I love old weezer, Oh Oh

I dropped my sledge hammer on "Make Believe,"
but the four on the cover kept smiling back at me,
with their black, white, and pink theme,
tattoed on the cover its a dirty scheme,
to take my blue collar dollars,
and make Rivers a fat rich bitch

I hate new weezer, I hate new weezer, Oh Oh
But I love old weezer, I love old weezer, Oh Oh